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Live Oak, No Joke
Welcome friends to this week’s dig, where I share reviews of sticks I’ve found around the farm. This stick appeared in the back yard on Saturday, and upon initial inspection, seemed firm, rigid and fresh. It was likely knocked off the tree by a larger limb in a storm. Excited by the prospect of a new stick, I retrieved it into my mouth, and in exalted ecstasy, I ran several laps around the house before settling down for a prolonged chew. The front chew revealed notes of dirt and sand with hints of bahia grass and clover. After about twenty…
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Extruded Foam FOMO
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Recently, some guy was walking around my yard. I gave him my usual; one thousand and seven manic, “I’m going to bury you in the azaleas if you don’t leave immediately” barks. Normally I would save such vitriol for the evil Amazon driver, or my most bitterly hated enemy, UPS. But something about the pompous way this man strolled into my yard unabated, aroused a level of contempt inside of me usually reserved for those employed in the parcel delivery business. Anyway, out of nowhere, the perpetrator rolled a solid, rock-hard ball the size of a large grape fruit. Being…
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The Sycamore Experience
Greetings, fellow aficionados of the finer things in life, and welcome to an exploration of canine refinement unlike any other. Today, I invite you to join me in a journey of indulgence as we delve into the world of stick tasting, with a spotlight on the illustrious Sycamore Stick. Prepare to be enchanted by the opulence and grandeur that this distinguished specimen has to offer. As I embark on my quest for sensory enlightenment, I am immediately drawn to the Sycamore Stick by its commanding presence and regal stature. Standing tall and proud, it commands attention with its robust form…
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Tasting the Water-Oak
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Welcome, dear readers, to another delightful escapade in the world of stick tasting with your favorite furry connoisseur! Today, I embark on a journey to explore the nuanced flavors and textures of the esteemed Water-Oak Stick. As I gracefully traverse the lush terrain of our backyard, I encounter this distinguished specimen, beckoning me with its rustic charm and promise of sensory delight. Upon first glance, the Water-Oak Stick presents itself with an alluring aura of sophistication. Its slender form, adorned with intricate ridges and knots, exudes an air of timeless elegance. I am immediately captivated by its rich mahogany hue,…